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In World,we have only POSTMAN,but no POSTWOMAN ,why?
Bcos ,they take 9 months for DELIVERY
Breaking News: Nawab Akbar Bugti is alive. He escaped from the back side of cave on his Honda CD70 and was shouting “MAIN TE HONDA EE LAYSAAN”!
Difference Between Friend & Wife You can Tell Your Friend “You are my Best Friend” But Do you have courage tell to your Wife “You are my Best Wife?”
Pir Sahib went to a prostitute for sex. after having fun the prostitute asked: ” pir sahib paise ?” Pir sahib replied ” pagli ,tujh se thori na longaa ”
Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF LAZINESS? . . . . . . . . . . Ans. A COUPLE ADOPTING A CHILD.
Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn”t report it. A. The thief was spending less then his wife….. ;->