In some remote village of India, one masterji is teaching the Mahabharat
katha to class 6 students. He is at the “krishnajanma”
part of it.
Masterji: “Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister”s 8th child is going to
kill him. He was furious. He ordered to put vasudev n devki behind the bars.
First son is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning…
Second one is born n
kansa throws him off the mountain peak. Third one is born…”
Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his hand. Masterji, I have a
doubt (sounding nervous n confused)
Masterji: “Ramu bete, whole India does not have doubt in mahabharata then
how come u have one?”
Ramu : Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki”s 8th child was going to Kill
him, WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT VASUDEV AND DEVAKI IN THE SAME CELL ?
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