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Stdnt: Y do we have
In maths class
Stdnt: Y do we have to learn dis?
Teachr:To save lives
Stdnt:How does math save lives?
Teachr:It keeps idiots like u out of medical college! ;->
Mother: David, come here.David: Yes, mum.Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.Mother: I know that, but I”m going Hong Kong tomorrow so I”m scolding you now.
Bunty: Kya Tumhe SUNNY DEOL Ka No Pata Hai? Vicky: Nahi Pata Q Kya Hua? Banty: Bus Vo Ghar K Bhar Handpump Hai Use Ukhadna Hai….:)
Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey Waghaira Khaney Se Dimagh Taiz Hota hai… Ghalat Kehte Hain. Kyon K Agar Aisa Hota to Aaj Sabse Aqalmand Pathan Hota.
Teacher To Student – U”ve Been Snding E-mail Other Students That I”m Ugly Student – Sorry Ma”am, I Didn”t Realize, U Wanted To Keep It A Secret … ;->
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