In logon kee samajh nahee aati, Hamesha dohra roop,
Proof#1: lardki lardkey ko chchery to Shararat aur agar lardka chchery to Badmashi.
Proof#2: Agar koi ameer kaam mein apni wife ka haat bataye to “understanding” aur agar gharib bataye to “Jhooroo ka Ghulam”
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