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Dad, I got married yesterday
In foreign Daughter:
Dad, I got married yesterday evening. I forgot to inform u.
Daddy: Its ok my child. But next time U shud invite me
mud gorning.lest of buck.gay mod less bu.ave a dice nay.cake tare!soli yaar!laat ko zyaada pee lee sissiliye ispeling fistek ho rayeli he.MON”T DINE…!!! ;->
Ek Sardar Ko Apna Gadhha Bechna Tha Unho Ne Apne Ek Dost Ko Letter Likha “Agar Tmhen Kabhi Kisi Gadhhay Ki Zroorut Ho Tohmujhay Yaad Ker Lena !”
Socrates Was Once Asked: What Is The Cure For “Love At 1st Sight?” The Philosopher Replied: “Take A Closer Look Second Time”.
Ek Din Hum Un K Ghar Gaye Wo Soye Huey Thay Ek Din Wo Humare Ghar Aaye Hum Soye Huey Thay Moral. . .Jesa Karoge Wesa Bharoge . . . ;->
What is Éduçati0n ? Educati0n is an 0raganised system thr0ugh whch we waste 0ne half 0f our life t0 learn h0w 2 waste the remaning half 0f 0ur life.