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“Zruri nahi k agr aap ki
“Zruri nahi k agr aap ki shakal yateemo
jaisi hai to aap ko accha rishta nahi mil skta”
Boy: Tum gaana bahut achcha aato ho. Gal: Nahin, mein to sirf bathroom singer hoon. Boy: To bulaao na kabhi, mehfil jamaate hain.
HEIGHT OF MT. EVEREST 8,848 metres. and 29.029 feet
2 Twins Apny Kamry Mai Bethy Thy. 1 Hans Hans k Lot Pot ho Raha tha, 2nd Udaas Kony Mai betha Tha. Baap: Tum itna Q Hans Rahy Ho? Beta: Mummy ne Dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya.
teacher: what do you want to become? li”l Johnny: doctor !! teacher: why? lj: coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it
Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either ur money or life…The wives want BOTH!!