If you drop a woman and a brick out of a plane,
which one would hit
the ground first?
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What Did The Banana Says To The
What Did The Banana Says To The Elephant. . . ? Nothing. . . Bananas Can’t Talk Stupid. . . ;->
Naya Qaumi Tarana Mush Sar Zameen Shaad Baad Kishwar-e-Haseen
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“Doctor, are you sure I”m suffering from
“Doctor, are you sure I”m suffering from pneumonia? I”ve heard once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhus.”“Don”t worry, it won”t happen to you. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia only.” . . . ;->
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