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IF U lovE sum1 donT keeP him iN uR hearT!
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keeP him oN uR naiLs!
So iF U Fail iN lovE,
don”t breaK uR hearT!
JusT cuT thE naiLs!
DatS Y girLS keeP lonG naiLs. .
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