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If I were to make a dictionary
CUTE – YOU
SWEET – YOU
THOUGHTFUL – YOU
GOOD LOOKING – YOU
BEAUTIFUL – YOU
LIAR – ME … =P ;->
I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my reflection.
Musharaf To Arbab : Tera Kya Hoga KALIYA? Arbab: Sarkar Maine Aap Ka Namak Khaya Hay. MUSHARAF: Ab PPP Walon K JOOTAY Kha.
RAJUS”s wife-agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge? RAJU-main TV aur paper me add dunga ki jaha kahi bhi ho…..KHUSH RAHO
One Sardar needed two plain papers but he had only one. Do you know what he did: photocopied the one which he had. sardar are fun aren”t
Man: Doctor my Wife Recently has Lost her voice. What should I do to help her to Get it back? Doctor: Try to come home at 3 in the Morning.