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you would be
If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I”m only a cartoonist!
BEER Is Now Cheaper Than PETROL! “DRINK” Don”t DRIVE
eK gAnJa aDMi aUr eK bOwLeR eK aWaZ sUn K bUhAt gUsSa HoTaY HaiN… socho kya? NO BALL !
apsa koi haseen Dilruba o Dil nasheen Apsey pehley kaheen hum ney dekhey hein kayeen
PATHAN ki bus nehar me gir gai POLICE: Bus kesy giri? PATHAN: Muje ni pta! POLICE :Q? PATHAN : Wo aj helper ni aya to me pechy kraya lene gya hua tha.. ;->
Beggar To Lady Sitting On A Park-Bench :Hi Darling Lets Have Some Fun . . . ! Lady: How Dare U . . . ? Beggar: Than What Are You Doing On My Bed . . . ? ;->