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I Would Snap
If i had A Camera..
I Would Snap Ur
& Keep them in my Kitchen
to Scare Rats n Cockroachs!
Your Sms R Not My Disturbance But….. The Disturbance Is Your Silence….. SO Don”t Disturb Me Please !!! ;->
Man:I”m looking for a book-How to control ur wife. Salesman:Sorry, we have only books based on facts ;->
BoyFrnd: Tumhare Ghar Gaya Thha, Muze Nhi Lagta Hamari Shadi ho Payegi.GrlFrnd: Kyon Mere Papa se Mile Kya?BoyFrnd:Nahi Tumhari Bahen Se
If Saif anf Kareena marry, kareena will start dating Salman….Why? Because She will become Kaif (KAreena-saIF)… and will become Katrina Kaif
A student”s leave letter:“As I am suffering from my uncle”s marriage I cannot attend the class….”