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If ever I was rude to u,
If ever I was angry with u,
If ever I misbehaved with u,
than dont hesitateJUST SLAP URSELF!galti app ke he hogi.!!
Jootha Peenay Se Mohabbat Barhti Hai Pappu . . . Yeh Keh Ker Woh Kameena Meri Sari Pepsi Pee Gaya ;->
Train Main 1 Machir 1 chiness k sar pe baitha , wo usko pakar k kah gaya phir ek machir shiekh pe baitha , usne pakar k chiness se pucha “Khareedo Gaye?”
Mere Sugar Se Mithay Milk Se Goray Aasman Se Oonchay Samandar Se Gehre Baraf Se Thanday Aag Se Garam Aur Sab Se Be-Sharam Dost Kabhi Tou Msg Kia Karo ;->
HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!
Son : Padosi ki ladki ko english nahi ati Father: Tujhe kese pata? Son : “GIVE ME SWEET KISS” kaha 2 thappad marti hai