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Teacher asks students..if a bird is sitting
Teacher asks students..if a bird is sitting on a branch of a tree than wat is my age.. A student replies: its 48. The teacher says thats true…how did u know it?? Student replies: my brother is 24 and he is half mad . . . ;->
ek jungle mein chuhay se sab dartey
ek jungle mein chuhay se sab dartey the, agar sher us k samnay aa jata to dar kar bhaag jaata, haathi bhi kahin chup jata, aas paas k log yeh dekh kar preshaan huay or kaha aakhir kia maajra hai, pata chala chuha MQM mein tha
A man loses everything bcoz of drinking;
A man loses everything bcoz of drinking; He sees empty beer botles & smashes d 1st one swearing “u r d reason i dont have a wife”, Smashes 2nd one saying “u r d reason i dont have a job.” Picks up 3rd bottle & notices its sealed & full of beer, he says “STAND [...]
What Do U Call A Woman Who Has
What Do U Call A WomanWho Has Lost95% OfHer Intelligence . . . ?…………………….DIVORCED . . . . :p
Paani Ka MaZak Kese Udaoge?? . . . . . . . . . Paani Ko Garam
Paani Ka MaZak Kese Udaoge??. …….. Paani Ko Garam Karo Aur Nahao Hi Mat!