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Husband: “Where do you want to go for our marriage anniversary. . . ?”
Wife: “Some where I have never been. . . !”
Husband: “How about the kitchen. . . ?” . . . ;->
1 pathan ankhay band Kar k shishee k samne betha tha.. 1 aadmi ne pocha khan bhai kia karrahe ho..?? Pathan bola yar hum dekhraha hai k hum sota hua kesa lagta hai..
1. I may be paranoid, but that doesn”t mean they are not really out to get me. 2. What”s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 25 to 30 pounds. 3. What”s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 25 to 30 minutes.
2 GUJJAR Titanic dekh rahay thy. Film khatum howi to kahnay lagay. Le das ay ki film hoi? Film khatum ho gai per, . . . . . . . . . NARGIS NAI AYI…=P;->
Sardi ka ek Faida hai……….socho khy.?. ……….kya sosh rahe ho..??……Bus ek hi Faida hai..!!……………So simple Garmi nhi lagti.
Tum pas hote ho tujhpe pyar aata hai, Tum door hote ho to tera intazaz stata hai, Kya kahein is dil ki halatke. tujhe yaad kar k hume. Bukhaar ho jata ..->