Brilliant answers given by students:
Q. In which battle did Tipu Sultan die..?
A. His last one..!!
…Q. How do you stop acid indigestion..?
A. Stop drinkin acid..!!
Q. Where was the declaration of independence signed..?
A. At the bottom of the page.!!
Q. What’s the main reason for divorce..?
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