A Student Called Up His Physics Professor..
His Wife Picked Up D Phone Nd Said “He Died Last Week”..
Next Day Student Called Again..
…She Again Pickd Up Nd Said”I T0ld U He Died Last Week
He Called The Third Time.The Wife Said”He Died.Y D0 U Keep 0n Calling Again Nd Again?
Student:”Sun K Acha Lagta Ae”
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