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Last nite i had a dream abt
Last nite i had a dream abt U…I saw tht v both were gettig married on the same day…Ur wife was beautiful but mine is not…I asked GOD:Why it is so???GOD replied:“BALANCE OF NATURE”…!!!
Tusi sadi jaan ho Punjabi ho ya Pathan
Tusi sadi jaan ho Punjabi ho ya Pathan ho Choclate ho ya Paan ho Coke ho ya Shezan ho Angel ho ya Shaitan ho Tusi jo b ho…sachi tusi sadi jaan ho… ;->
Two friends billooo & tillooo went to
Two friends billooo & tillooo went to school for appearing in English exam ( 7th standard ) . They had crammed an essay of “MY BEST FRIEND”. But unfortunately , in the question-paper it was written as…… Q: write an essay on “MY FATHER”in just 30-45 words . So billooo was utterly confused & nervous… [...]
Judge: Tum qabool karte ho k tumne
Judge: Tum qabool karte ho k tumne kapre ki dukaan se 5 baar chori ki hai, to kia kiya churaya? Chor: Janab ek saarhi. Judge: lekin ek saarhi ke liye tumhe 5 baar chori karne ki kia zaroorat thi? Chor: “4 baar meri biwi ko saari pasand nahi aayi thi…
Santa: Tum guitar bahot acha bajate ho! Me
Santa: Tum guitar bahot acha bajate ho!Me bahar khada sun raha thaBanta: Mai kahan baja raha tha?Mai to uske upar se dhul jhad raha tha