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HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!
Husbnd:Kya Tumne Mujhe KUTTA Kaha? No Ans. Husbnd Again Asks, No Ans. Then Again He Asks, Wife: Nahi Kaha. Plz Ab Bhoka Na Bandh Karo
Ek ladka ladki dekhne gaya… Both are in a room for 10 minutes to talk each other… Ladki (Darte hue) : Bhaiya aap kitne bhai bahen hain? Ladka : Abhi tak to 3 the..lekin ab 4 ho gaye.
Aik raat ko 3 baje mera phone baja “Jee yehan SAIMA MEHFOOZ hai? Meinay kaha “Pagal k putar, iss waqt agar Saima meray pas hoti to kya woh Mehføøz hoti”?
Everything is “Pre-Written” But, with Prayers it can be “Re-Written”… ;-> /GooD MorninG Have a Blessed Day (:->
Patni- Jante ho maine 20 somwar ke upwas kiye tab jakar tumhein paya hai. Pati- Ye sab nahi karti to kya hota. Patni- Tumse bhi koi gaya guzara milta