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HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!
Young Son: “Is it true, Dad, I heard that in sum parts of Africa a man doesn”t know his wife until he marries her?”Dad: That happens in every Country, Son
COURT ORDER U R Accused Of coming into my life and Hi-jacking my smiles with your friendship Since U r found guilty u r Sentenced 2 b my frend NO BAIL !!!
Tiger Kills Goat Hippopotamus Saw It. . . Tiger Asks Hippo Not To Tell This In Court.Hippo Refuses. . .!Tiger Asks: Why ? Hippo Said: Coz “”HIPS DON”T LIE”” ;->
Pathan 2ble sawari ja rha tha Police waly ny rok kr kaha: Pata nhi hy k 2ble sawari py pabandi hy Pathan: O Yara pata hy isliye to isko waps chorny ja rha hn ;->
Engineer: a person who knows a great deal about very little and who goes along knowing more and more about less and less, until finally he knows practically everything about nothing…. ;->