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H i s t o r y
S t o r y . . .
You Must Always
Your Elder Use The
Computer … =P ;->
[A Little Advice =D]
1 of the most funniest and shortest joke u ever heard . . . . . . . . . . . . . Next year Pakistan will export electricity!!
Having A Crush Is Like A Cigar.. It Starts Wid Fire.. Continues Wid Smoke..& Dies In Ashes But Who Cares? We R Chain Smokers!
One Technical question: Where do u find MANGOES..? NO,it is nt on mango tree Fruit shop? NO wrong ANS where ever WOMAN goes Peeche-Peeche MAN goes!
Old man walkng onstreet sees a child tryin2 reach a doo bell Old man goes to ddoor,rings the bell&says Wt else little man? Child: Chalo hon Nassoo..->
Who is a diplomat???? A diplomat is 1 who forgets 2 wish his wife on her b”day & later tells “How u expect me 2 remember ur b”day when u never look older… ;->