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Guest: “Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?“
Hotel Host: “I can‘t imagine, unless it‘s because you have the plate he usually eats from.“
Most Filthy Proverb Ever An APPLE A Day Becomes POTTY Next Day . . . =P =D
Lamha lamha waqt guzar jaega… 7FERO k sath koi Tumse bandh jaega abhi Bhi waqt Hai kisi SE affair kar lo kya Pata kal kaun sa Namuna tumhe saup diya jayega…
If ever u start missing Ur School days Ur class Ur friend circle Ur canteen or nothng abt ur skooling thn Just Just Just Open ur report cards Sara nasha utar Jaega;-)
Girl-Mujhe Ek Esa Shohar Chahye Jo Achi Achi Baten Karey, Hansi Mazaq Karey, Aur Raton Ko Bahar Na Jae! Boy-Tumhen Shohar Nahi FM Radio Chahye!
PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu