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Guest: “Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?“
Hotel Host: “I can‘t imagine, unless it‘s because you have the plate he usually eats from.“
Why Do We Press The Buttons Of The Remote Harder Yet We Know The Batteries Are Dead … ? The Same Reason We Press Harder When We Want “Mario” To Jump Higher / Further…!! =P
Chand Lines Pesh Kar Raha Hun, Pasand Aaye To Taaliyan Baja Kar Duaon Se Navaziyega… ———- ———- ———- ———- Kesi Hai? ;->
Americans Invented Cellphone. Japanese Invented SIM Card. PakistaniS Invented Missed Call..!! Proud To Be An Pakistani!
q.1: study=dont failEq.2: dont study=failading eq 1&2 study+dont study=fail+dont failtaking comon, study(1+dont)=fail(1+dont)sol: study=fail. HENCE PrOVED
Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo. Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka Character begar jayega.