God Thought That He Cudn’t Be Everywhere
He Mad A Mother
Devil Thought That He Cudn’t Be Everywhere So
Mother In Law ;->
Bush & Queen of England were riding
Bush & Queen of England were riding in a horse carriage, one of the horses farted, Queen feeling awkward & embarrased said “There are certain things even Queen of England can”t control” BUSH: “Oh my God, & i thought it was one of the Horses”
Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English.
Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English. Student (After 2 Mins): “Age Long Oven” Teacher: Iska Kya Matlab Hai? Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti.
A Man Goes For Fishing,& Catches A Big
A Man Goes For Fishing,& Catches A Big Fish.. He Comes Home & Asks His Wife To CoOk Da Fish.. Wife says: “How To Cook,There is No Gas,No Electricity,No Wheat”. Man Goes And Puts The Fish Back in The Water… Fish Comes Up To The Surface And Shouts: “Geo Musharaf”;->
2hrs phle cosmic rays se pta
Alert news 2hrs phle cosmic rays se pta chla h k Mars or Earth ka distnce kafi km hogya hy. Mars ka orbit Earth ki tarf 1km/h ki speed se arha h.Or agr ye speed rhi to 62days bd MARS OR EARTH Ki takar ho sktin h js k natije m ye dunya tabah hoskti [...]
U get RICH Naturally as U grow
U get RICH Naturally as U grow old: Silver in ur hair Gold in ur teeth, Sugar in ur blood, Stones in ur kidney & Never ending supply of GAS.. ;->