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Girls are like phones,
GIRLS ARE LIKE…
Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you”ll be disconnected
Boy: Tujhko Kya Bhejon? Barish Ki Pehli Boond? Aasman Ka Sab se Roshan Tara? Shakh Pe Khila Surkh Gulab? Muthi Main Qaid Ik Jugnu? Honton Pe Saji Ek Khuahish? Ya Aankhon Ka Ik Khuaab? Girl: Mujhe Bas 5 Kilo Cheeni Bhejdo.
A boy fell in love. One day he saw her in a park. He thought “aaj dil ki bat bata hi donga” Woh uske karib gia or pyar se kaha “chanda” She gave him Rs.20 ;->
This is a funny world where they make Lemon Juice with Artificial Flavours and Dishwash Liquids with Real Lemon.
Difference between horror and beautiful A beautiful night is wen u hug ur teddy bear nd sleep.. but horror is wen it hugs u bAck AAaaaaaaa…….
someone says whisky hotihai risky,while someone says whisky bina zindgi miss ki,but i say rum beer ya whisky nahi vo ladki se jyada risky.cheers