Girl: Do You Love Me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would You Die For Me?
Boy: No, Mine Is Undying Love
A Boy got Job in Girls Hostel,
A Boy got Job in Girls Hostel, After a month Warden asked: Why did”t you come to take ur Salary? Boy said : Kya ? Salary bhhi miligi ?
Rancho: Who said that 75 minus 70
Rancho: Who said that 75 minus 70 which becomes 5 in Pakistani currency should be decreased on a thing which is called drink wid blackish colour packed in differnt sized bottles sold in market prepared by a multinational company…??? Teacher:Aasan bhasha me nai bol skte kia ?? Rancho: Sir koshish ki thi ..ap ko pasand [...]
Puttar: Abba! Mera parhai vich dil nai
Puttar: Abba! Mera parhai vich dil nai lagda. Tu mera veya kra day. Abba: Puttar! Marzi teri….. YA ENJ RUUL .. YA UUNJ RUUL… ;->
Pathan Ny NADRA K Office Mai Ja
Pathan Ny NADRA K Office Mai Ja K Ek Baat Boli Jsy Sun Kr NADRA Waly Pagal Ho Gye. Pathan Bola, “I.D Card K Golden Numbers Dikhao?” =P
Teacher : ” Can anybody give an
Teacher : ” Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?” One Student : “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time.”