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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has,
you wish you had ordered that.
Q: What’s the difference betweena good lawyer and a great lawyer? A: A good lawyer knows the law.A great lawyer knows the judge.
Laal Baig Ko Milk Main Ubaal Kr Dhoop Mein Sukha Kr Laal Mirchon K Sath Pees Kr Ankhon Pr Lagany Se Nazer Kamzor Nahe Hoti. “ZUBEDA AAPA K JAAN LEVA TOTKE” ;->
Bhool k bhi kisi ko rulana, Zindagi mai sab ko hasaana, Dushman ko bhi gaale lagana, phir bhi koi gham de to, 9 0 (Nine Zero) pe fon lagana thook denge saale ko . . . . . . . ;->
Deewar Per!: Dekho Kute Ka Bacha Peshab Ker Raha Hai. Pathan Ne Perha Aur Yeh KehteHue Peshab Kerne Lga. Haha Peshab Main Karun Ga Aur Nam Kute Ka Lage Ga.
What is Éduçati0n ? Educati0n is an 0raganised system thr0ugh whch we waste 0ne half 0f our life t0 learn h0w 2 waste the remaning half 0f 0ur life.