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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has,
you wish you had ordered that.
Duniya ki wo konsi Company Jo duaon pe nahi balke bad-duaon pe chal rahi hai? Ji haan aapne bilkul shi gues kiya Ye aizaz sirf K.E.S.C / WAPDA ko hasil hai. ;->
The most rommantic country of the world..? guess! O yes! pakistan u know y? har raat candle light dinner… =P ;-> (thanks to kesc)
Dad: beta batao jaan kaha sy nikalti hay..? Son: khirki sy.. Dad: wo kaisy..? Son: kal aap jab rat ko ghar aye to mama aik uncle ko keh rahi the“jaan Khirki sy nikal jao”! ;->
Once A Journalist Askd Meera What Type Of Roles Do U Prefer ??? Meera Answerd: Wese Tou Mjhe Chicken Roll Pasand Hyn Magar Beef Roll Bhi Kha Leti Hoon …
One day RAVAN went to disco…aur woh behosh ho gaya,due to shock..! why…?? bcoz the entry fee was Rs. 1500 per head.