>Mini Heart Attack U Get Wen U Swing
Back A Bit Too Much On Ur Chair
>Watching Horror Movie & Askn Sum1
2 Walk U 2 D Washrum
>Reminding Ur Teacher That “Maam!
I Talk No Matter Where I Am,
Chngin My Seat Won”t Help”
> Tellng Da Dentist
“Dont Ask Me Questions,
I Cant Answer Wid Ur Hand In My Mouth!” :-X
>Aftr Switchng Off D Lyts Downstairs,
U Run Upstairs Fr Ur Life
>Ignoring The First Slice Of Bread
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Bcz It Looks Ugly… ;->
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