From Where Would A Lizard Gets Its Tail When It Breaks ??
From The Re-Tail shop .. lolzzSend This Sms To Mobile
SOME GOOD SLOGANS
Sign on a railway station
SOME GOOD SLOGANS Sign on a railway station at Patna: Aana free, jaana free, pakde gaye to khana free. Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay: Don”t whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your grandmother! Seen on a bulletin board: Success is relative. More the success, more the relatives. [...]
Night was dark, moon was high, boy
Night was dark, moon was high, boy stopd his bike, girl asked him y, he came clos 2her, she felt shy. he went near her & told her 2 words.. PETROL KHATAM.
Jab Apka Janam Hua Badal Fate Adbhutt Rosni Huyi Bhagwan
Jab Apka Janam HuaBadal FateAdbhutt Rosni HuyiBhagwan Khud Sab K Samne Prakat HuyeOr Bole“SoRRY Galti Ho GayiPlz ADJuST Karlo.”
Santa: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone
Santa: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki. Banta: That”s Great Yaar.. Usne Kya Kahaa..?? Santa: Usne Kaha Wrong Number
Gam woh cheez hai, Gam woh cheez
Gam woh cheez hai, Gam woh cheez hai, Gam woh cheez hai, Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hain.