Clinton, Tony & Musharraf died and went to hell. Clinton called America. Bill 40 rs Tony called to England. Bill 70 rs Musharraf called Pakistan. Bill 1 re Clinton and Tony asked the STD owner, why is this difference? He replied: Hell to hell is local.
As A Family We”re Trying To Keep Up With Technology. So I Bought 4 My Son …An Ipod , My Daughter An Iphone N Myself An Ipad … I Felt Sorry For My Wife So I Went Out N Bought Her An Iron .. =P She Hasn”t Spoken To Me Since .. =D =D