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Father:The school report gives you “D”
for conduct and an “A” for courtesy.
How did you manage that?
Son:Whenever I punch someone,
Santa’s Father brought a NEW SIM CARD.. Santa saved that …Number in his Mobile Phone as, . . . . . . . “New Father”
One tourist from U.S.A. asked a village kid: Any great man born in this village??? village kid: no sir, only small Babies!!!
1 over me kitne balls phenkay jate hai Kya apne kaha 6? Galat jawab 1 over me 1 hi ball 6 bar phenkay jata heBade aye!Cricket kshoukin.
Best Sms Of 1947 .. Tab MOBILE Tha Kya? Kabhi Toh Thode Dimag Ka Istamaal Kar Liya Karo!!!
Mai bta dunga k kisne kaha tha pepsi pai 5 rupay kam krdo Pehle mere is sowal ka jawab do to K GOLD LEAF wala baba KFC walay babay ka kia lgta hai…??%-):-x