Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?
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Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.
If she can”t make up her mind, how do I know the right answer? ;->
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