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Father watching FashionTv suddenly son came.
Father: Garib larkiyaan hy kaprey leney k liye b paisa nahi hy!
Son: is se b garib aye to mujhe bula b lena =P ;->
Man: How old is your father?Boy: As old as me.Man : How can that be?Boy: He became a father only when I was born.
Girl: Agar moqa mila to tum mujh se shadi karo ge…?? Boy: Agar moqa mil gaya to phir shadi kerne ki kiya zroorat hai.
1 Pakistani dozakh se niklaor chup kerJanat maichala gia Farishton nepakerna chaha to Cheekh ker bolaKoi paas na ayewernaKhudkushdhmaka kr donga ;->
Nwton”s 5th law:Duniya gool hai..” chuha billi ke darta hai, billi kutay say, kuta admi say, admi biwi say, or biwi chuhay say..!!Hence proved. Duniya gool hai..!!
Nazar Se Aap Ne Muje Jo Current Mara Hy, Boht Buland Boht Unt Shunt Mara Hy, Smjho Aise K Jaise Dil K Rkshy Ko, Truck Ne Puray Ka Pura Front Mara Hy.. :p ;->