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Father to son after exam: “Let me see ur report card.”
Son:”My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.”
Sorry to Distrub you At thIs tiMe Of the night. if yOu aRe aWaKe And Free, Could U Plz Do Me a FavOur? Please delete thIs mSg and Sleep. Gud Nite
Mai Woh Nhi k ShaaDi Ho Aur BadaL Gaya, MeRa WoHi MizaaJ Wohi Zauq Hoga, ShaaDi Se PehLe Bhi Mjhe ShaaDi Ka ShaUq Hai, ShaaDi k Baad Bhi Mjhe ShaaDi Ka ShaUq Hoga
TEACHER :Btao ye konsa zamana hy? Main naha rha hon Tum naha rhe ho Wo naha rhi hy Ham sab naha rhe hyn STUDENT:sir, ye BEGHAIRTI ka Zamana hy.
Why Kareena did not marry Shahid ……. Bcz she wanted a new surname after marriage Not Kapoor agiain…
Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That? Santa: Tipu Sultan”s Skeleton. Tourist: And Smaller Skeleton Next To It? Santa: Tipu”s When He Was Child