Employee: I Need Salary Increment.
3 Other Companies Are After Me.
Boss: Really … ? Which Three?
Credit Card…!! =P =D
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*Nice Patriotic Story*
1 Pakistani, Jo Pakistan Se
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Dad: Beta Is Bar Exam Main Tujhe
Dad: Beta Is Bar Exam Main Tujhe 90% Lane Hyn. . . Kuch bhi kar. . . Son: Nahi Dad, Me Tou Is Bar 100% Launga. . .! Dad: Q Mazaq Kar Raha Hai. . .? Son: Shruu Kis Ne Kia. . .? ;->
Examination Hall Main Students Ka Naara .
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