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Ek Molvi: Film actor se masjid ka chanda mangne gaya
Actor: aap log tu kehte hain k hamara pasia haram ha?
Molvi: g in isi liye in paison se hum “Latreen” banainge.
A man walks into a barber shop and asks; “how much for a hair cut?” The barber said $12.50. The man asks; “and how much for a shave?” The barber said $1.50. The man then says SHAVE IT ALL.
Agar WINDOWS Punjabi Main Hoti Tou . . . SEND = SUTTO INSERT = PAO DOWNLOAD = THALLE LAO DELETE = MITTI PAO RUN = NASO SEARCH = LABO ALT CTRL DEL = SYAPA HII MUKAO . . . ;->
Three Things i LIKE about YOU 1. 2. 3. Arey Yaar kuchh to acha kiya hota zindagi mein
Teacher : 2 aisi cheezo k naam batao, jinhe Nashte me nhi kha skte. Sid: Sir, LUNCH AUR DINNER.!
What is the difference between “A Locomotive Engineer” & “A Teacher” ? . . . . . . . One Minds The Train, Where As Other Trains The Mind… ;->