Ek Darya k Kinare 2 Sardar Chamach Se Darya Mein Daahi Dal Rahay Thay
Pathan Ne Dekha Tou Poocha: Ye Kya Kr Rahay Ho ?
Sardar: Hum Lassi Bana Rahay Hyn
PaThan: Ha Ha Ha…
O Pagal Ka Bacha, Log Isi Liye Tum Par Lateefay Banaty Hyn..
Itna Lassi Tumhara Baap Piye Ga.? ;->
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