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Car k Peeche
Ek Bahut Barrey Sharabi ki
Car k Peeche Likha Tha:
Tay Insaan Bano
Roti To Kuttay Bhi
Kha Lete Hain.
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What”ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000. Santa: I think I”ll take the money.
The lovely love Theorem – To Love some 1 is madness, 2b loved by someone is a Gift, loving some1 who loves u is a duty, but being loved by some1 whom u luv is LIFE.
Lawyer 2 sardar: Gita pe hath rkh k kho k jo b khogay sch sch khogay.. Sardar ji: Sita pe hath rkha tha to court bulalia..ab Gita pe…;-)
Dr had twinS, namdTin & Martin” Again twins, namdpeter & Repeater Again twins MAx & climax Again had twins, she gotfedup & namd “Stop & Fullstop”
Bus Ko Joota Mara 2 Baar Par Us K Face Pe Laga Kyun Nahi … ?? Aakhir Jootey Ki Bhi Koi Respect Hy Yaar … ;->