Mahir-e-Nafsiyat k Pas
Gai Aur Kehne Lagi:
“Me Apne Chote Bete
Ki Waja Se Bht
Pareshan Hn, Wo Mitti
k Laddu Bna Bna k
Doctor:”Fikr Ki Baat
Nhi, Bara Hoga Tou
Khud Hi Adat Chooth
Aurat:”Dr. Koi Fori Elaaj
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Bataye”n Wrna Mere
Bete KI Dono Biwia”n Ro
Ro k Pagal Ho Jaye”n
Gi ” ;->
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