Duniya Ki Sabse Slippery City Kaun Si Hai???
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(Come) par jumla banao???
Kis ne kaha
Teacher: (Come) par jumla banao??? Sardar Student: Kis ne kaha tha pepsi pe 5 rs COME kr do???? :p
5,00,000 Shadi Par.
1,00,000 Haq Meher.
Arrange Marriage: 5,00,000 Shadi Par. 1,00,000 Haq Meher. Aur Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000 Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000 Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha Rs.216666.6667 1 Ghantay ka Rs.9027.77778 Or 1 Minute ka Rs.150.462963 . Ufff! Tauba Tauba. Love Marriage: Sirf 120 Rupay Ka Stamp Paper. . . A Massege [...]
I met money one day. I said,
I met money one day. I said, “”You are just a piece of paper.””Money smiled and said, “”Of course I”m a piece of paper, but I haven”t seen a dustbin yet, in my life”” ;->
aarey tum sey keh rahey hein k
aarey tum sey keh rahey hein k hum sey mohabat naam kee kissi cheez ka na zikar karna na ummeeed, kyun k teen cheezein kabhi b badal saktee hein,1-qismat2-waqt aur offcourse “Apun”
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? ” Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.” Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman. Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?” Millionaire: “A Billionaire”