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Dress code 4 party—BLACK TIES ONLY. Mr. Bean goes to the party and is surpised 2 see that other guests are wearing suits also.
Aap Mujhe Itne Pasand Ho Jitna… U||o Ko Raat… Dentist Ko Daant… Gadhe Ko Laat… Ghareeb Ko Gaddi… Kuttay Ko Haddi Aur Aur Nange Ko Chadii……….. ;->
Wo Kya Cheeze He Jo wife Apnay hsbnd Ko Sari Umar Nahi Deti? Socho ? Ans-SHANTI
Indian: Humare pass kanjar hain, kutte hain, Sowar hai. Tumhare pass kia hai? Pakistani: Tum humara muqabla kabhi nhi kar sakte, Humare pass ZARDARi hy =P ;->
Doctor Says: “An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away” …. If I Smoke A DOUBLE APPLE Sheesha Everyday !! So Whats The Problem Dude? =P <-;
A Touching Love Story A Boy n A Girl luv each othr … One day they were talking … Boy touchd girl”s hand n Girl touched boy”s hand … Wh8 a touching story ;->