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Dress code 4 party—BLACK TIES ONLY. Mr. Bean goes to the party and is surpised 2 see that other guests are wearing suits also.
/(“”,) “..(> < / Wese me Keh Raha Tha K Agr Larkiyo Ky Number Ho To Send Karo Unko Fajar Ki Namaz K Liye Uthaon Ga Tumhe B Sawab Mile Ga Or Mujy Bhi…!
A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z Ye Sms Hr Unperh K Mobile Par Ponchien Talee, ko Aam Karay Pervaiz Ilahi Ka Khawab Paraha Likha Punjab
1st Friend: My wife converted me to religion.2nd Friend: Really?1st Friend: Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell. . . ;->
“Every woman needs a husband because everyday every minute….. Something goes wrong which she can”t blame on God or Government.” =P =D
”An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So Much That Her Husband Can’t Afford Another Women….” =P (”,)