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Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you . . . ;->
mujh sey pehli see mohabat merey mehboob na mangh, mangh b lo ghey kya hoga, mein nein to hazaroon mein bant dee hoyee hai
Pervaiz Elahi To Ch Shujaat, Paa Ji 5 Sal Pehle Tou Sirf Gujrat k Log Hum Pe Laanat Bhejtay Thay Or Aaj 16 Crore Awam Bhej Rahi Ha .. He Replied: HAR QADAM TARAQI KI JANAB
Janix yEh Sms NayaAaya HaI…………………………KAISA LAGA……….;->
How can a foreigner tell his indian servant 2 open the door, who doesnt know english.. Think.. Say this fast in American accent. “There was a cold day!” ;->
CHIPKALI ko ubaal kr dhoop me sukha kr chips jesa crunchi hony k baad Ketchup ooper dal kr khaya jaye to . . . . ULTI aa jati hai. Eeeww…yakh..