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Diner: Watch out! Your thumb is in my soup!
Waiter: Don”t worry, Sir, it”s not that hot!
What”s The Difference Between P|easur & Torture……………..? . . . . . . . . . . . . . P|easure Is Thinking Of U & Torture Is Thinking Of U Too MucH………. :p
Before Marriage. . . A Man Yearns For The Woman He Loves. . . WhileAfter Marriage. . . The “Y” Becomes Silent. . . ;->
A man jumped into the sea n never came out. 2nd man also jumped in, he ws drowned too. Panjabi scientist wrote da conclusion: Human beings r soluble in water.!
Toffee Chabayi Nahi Jati To Chocolate Kha Liya Karo !! Aur Ladki Patayi Nahi Jati To Behan Bana Liya Karo !!
Kasam Se Bohat Khubsurat Ho Duniya Ki Nazar Se Khud Ko Bacha Lo Kajal Ka “TEEKA” To Tumhare Liye Kam Hai Ek Kala “JOOTA” Bhi Galay Main Latka Lo….