Diner: Watch out! Your thumb is in my soup!
Waiter: Don”t worry, Sir, it”s not that hot!Send This Sms To Mobile
By all means marry. If you get
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you”ll behappy. If you get a bad one, you”ll become aphilosopher.
Aaj Paanchwa Roza Hy
Masha Allah Aaj Paanchwa Roza Hy Sehri Aur Iftari Me Aur Har Namaz K Baad Dil Se Dua KAren”n Ya Allah Asif Zardari Ko Benazir Se Milwa De …
Ek kabutar ne sante te wiath kar
Ek kabutar ne sante te wiath kar diti.. Santa- O teri maa ne tenu kachha pauna ni sikhaya ? Kabutar- saleyaa tu kachha pa ke tatti karda??
Aik Bacha Boht Der Se Ro Raha
Aik Bacha Boht Der Se Ro Raha Tha.Us Ki Maan Keh Rahi Thi .Melay Bachay Ko Ta Chiye ,Tofee ,Bikit, Chips ,Du Du..? Baby Kehta Hai Nhi Kch Nhi Bs AitDRL FRND =P
Chitee comes to the hospital where Haathi
Chitee comes to the hospital where Haathi is admitted…. She knows the elephant is in a critical condition and in the ICU… The doctor tells the ant that she is not allowed to meet the Haathi…. what does the ant reply ????? …….“thats ok, i am not here to visit, I”m here to donate blood [...]