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Dil ka Dard Humain Batate Kion Nahi
Dosti Ka Haq Hum Pe Jatate Kion Nahi
Mer JaoGe Aise Roz lga Lga Ker
Qabz Hai Tou Hashmi Churan Khate Kyun Nahi :p
Boy : You Look Exactly Like My Wife…. Girl : Ohhh… What’s Your Wife’s Name? Boy : I’m Not Married Yet… =P Moral : Learn New Methods To Propose.. !
Teri eik angrai laine se mera dum sa nikal jata hai……aey zalimaey qatil…….Body spray lagane mein tera kya jata hai.. ;->
I mess u… i mes yo…. i mmisss yooo.. i mis yuo……. Maybe i didn learn how to write it…. but u taught me how to feel it…….
Arz Kia Hai.. Shaam Jawaan hai.. Wah Wah Shaam Jawaan Hai.. Wah Wah Gour Farmaiye Ga.. Shaam Jawaan Hai.. Aur Uska Baap Major Hai…. ;->
Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn”t report it. A. The thief was spending less then his wife….. ;->