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Birthday Cards For The
Past 3 Years. . .
0rkut Was Doing That To
Me For 2 Years … =P
ME .. =D
A lady went to a restaurant and ordered a bowl of soup.Lady : Waiter, what is this soup called?Waiter : It is called special chicken soup.Lady : But I see no chicken in it!Waiter : That”s why it”s so special!
Laday To Other Lady : What Do Use For Washing Dishes. . . ? Other Lady : Oh, I Tried Many Things But Found My Husband Best. . . ;->
I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!
pathan to shopkeeper:“Easy Load he?”shopkeeper:ji han janab, pathan:10 ka naswaar Load Karo….
Pyar Khoobsurat Jazba Dil Khoobsurat Ghar Zindagi Khoobsurat Safar Dosti Khoosurat Rishta Aur Aap In Taman Cheezo”n Pe Badnuma Daagh … Bura Maan Gaye Aray Yaar Daagh Tou Ache Hote Hyn … ;->