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Dad: if u Pass in the exam i will Present u 1 Cycle.Son: if i fail?Dad: i will Present 10 Cycle.Son: why?Dad: To Open Cycle Shop…!
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Larke wale: shadi ki date jald fix kr dain. Larki wale: nahi abi hamari beti parh rahi hai. Larke wale: parhai bad me b ho jaye gi, hamara beta monkey nhi jo ap ki beti ki kitabain phaar de ga.
Best pick-up line: Boy: Hey girl! Is your name Google.? Girl: No-But why..? Boy: bcoz you have all things i”m searching for….!
Aj me bohat udas hon koi mujy tang na kary lykin me to kar sakhta hn na :-p
Night was dark, moon was high, boy stopd his bike, girl asked him y, he came clos 2her, she felt shy. he went near her & told her 2 words.. PETROL KHATAM.