Dad: beta batao jaan kaha sy nikalti hay..?
Son: khirki sy..
Dad: wo kaisy..?
Son: kal aap jab rat ko ghar aye to mama aik uncle ko keh rahi the
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“jaan Khirki sy nikal jao”! ;->
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