Customer: “I”ve been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and can”t get through to enquiries, can you help?”.
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Operator: “Where did you get that number from, sir?”.
Customer: “It was on the door to the Travel Centre”.
Operator: “Sir, they are our opening hours”.
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