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SAmandar Ki Teh Tk Gaey Pr Usama Nai Mila
Bush:Usama Gya Bhaar Ma,
SAlon Mujey Batao K Ye Faraz Kon Tha?
Husband:I”ll admit I”m wrong if u”ll admit I”m right! Wife:I agree! u go first! Husband: Ok I”m wrong! Wife(with a twinkle in her eye): you are right!
Pathan 100 K Note Pr Likha Hua No. Dial Kr Rha Tha 2nd Pathan: Ye Kr Rahy Ho ? 1st Pathan: Quaid-e-Azam Ka Number Dial Kr K Pooch Rha Hoon Un ka Mobile Kis K Paas Hy … ;->
Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai. Wife: Woh Kya? Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gayi!
Dog:Where are you going? Ant:My rakhi brother the elephant has met with an accident. Since we have the same blood group, I am going to donate some blood for him.
Doctors After operation And students after examzz Have same thing to say…!! We tried our best ..!! Right nww..!! We cant say anything, aap dua kren.