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Maine ap se chupaya
BOY: Mujhe muaf karnA.
Maine ap se chupaya tha k Meri Mangni ho chuki hy.
GIRL: Aray Koi baat nhi.
Chalo Aj main tumhen apne BACHON se milwati hoon… =P ;->
2008 Ka Faqeer :Baji Bhooka Hoon ALLAH K Waste Khana De Do . . . Baji: Baad Main Aana Abhi Khaana Bana Rahi Hoon . . . Faqeer: Mera Mobile No. Likh Lo . . .Jab Khana Ban Jaye Tou Sms Ker Dena ;->
Wife: If I Removed Da Cook & Make Da FoodMyself 4 A Month,What Will U Pay Me? Husband: I Don”t Hav 2 Pay U, U”ll Get MyEntire Insurance Amount.;-)
“Get Married” Not For Urself, But For The Future Of Ur Children, They R Getting Late For School:D
Man to a Frnd: I gifted my wife a Diamond Necklace and she didn”t speak to me for a month. Frnd: Why?. Man: stupid, that was THE DEAL… ;->
SEX!!! Now that i have caught your attention,I Just Want To Teel U ThatDont drink and Drive, you might Spill it … ;->