Boy: I love you….
Girl: meri chappal ka size pata hai kya?
Boy: Oh ho propose kiya nai k gift maangna shuru..:PSend This Sms To Mobile
Depressed Boy Asked an Old Man:
Depressed Boy Asked an Old Man: Can There Be Anything Worse Than Losing A Girlfriend? Old Man Replied: Yes, Losing Your Confidence of Finding Another One.
Pagal Khanay Ka Incharge:
Aap Theak Hain, Is
Pagal Khanay Ka Incharge: Aap Theak Hain, Is Liye Aapko RELEASE Kya Ja Raha Hai. Magar Afsos K Kal Jis Pagal Ko Aapne Swimming Pool Mai Doobnay Se Bachaya Tha, Aaj Usne Phanda Daal Kar Khud-Kushi Karli. Pagal: Us Ne Khudkushi Nahi Ki Hai. Woh To Maine Usay Taang Diya Tha Sukhanay K Liye.
Once A pig fell in luv with
Once A pig fell in luv with a chicken & they both kissed each other. Nxt day Pig died of bird flu & chicken died of swine flu AJAB PREM KI GHAZAB KAHANI =P
Just Imagine Life Without Girls:
Just Imagine Life Without Girls: The Result– Markets Silent Streets Empty The Police at rest ALL mobile companies in loss No sms No Flowers No Valentine”s No candles No Perfumes No travleing ALL THe MEN Direct To HEAVEN.
How to make One Million Rupees in
How to make One Million Rupees in the Stock Market ???……..Simple….. Start with Two Million !!!