BOY Askd Girl: Y Do U Love A Rose,
Which Dies In A Day. But
Don”t Love Me,
Who Dies 4 U Everyday??
Ek Sheikh Ki Beti Ka Operation Hua
Ek Sheikh Ki Beti Ka Operation Hua Doctor Ne Kaha Pathri Nikli Hai Sheikh Bola Lao Mujhay Do Doctor Ne Kaha Woh Kya Karo Gay Sheikh Bola Itni Mehngi Mili Hai Bechoon Ga.
Suno gaur se PEPSI walo,
Buri nazar na
Suno gaur se PEPSI walo, Buri nazar na COKE pe dalo, Chahe jitna DEW pila lo.. Sabse aage hoga Nimbu paani!! Humne piyaaa hai………….tum bhi piyo!!!!
Son:Me School Nahi Jaunga. Mom:Kyu? Son:Naukri Krunga. Mom:4thclass Padhkar Kya
Son:Me School Nahi Jaunga.Mom:Kyu?Son:Naukri Krunga.Mom:4thclass Padhkar Kya Kaam Karoge?Son:3rd Stndrd K Ladkiyo Ka Tution Lunga.
Do you know why crow is called
Do you know why crow is called crow and sparrow is called sparrow ?? THE story behind the fact…… Two birds went to the theatre. One bird got C row and the other bird did not get a seat, So they had to give it a spare row. Hence the bird in C row was [...]
Lost your pen=no pen
No pen=no notes
Lost your pen=no pen No pen=no notes No notes=no study No study=Fail Fail=no diploma No diploma=no work no work=no money no money=no food no food=you get skinny you get skinny=then you get ugly Ugly=no love no love=no marriage no marriage=no children no children= alone alone = depression depression = sickness sickness = death Lesson for [...]