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At Night If Mosquito Bites, What Should We Do.?
Just Scratch n Sleep Again
We r Not Rajnikant 2 Make The Mosquito Say Sorry
Rule of success: Always consult a girl before doing any important task in your life. And act exactly OPPOSITE to her advice..
Mazak Ki B Ek Had H0ti Hy, “Jan|X” Me Bachi K Sath Date Mar Raha Tha Or Mera Dost Us K Samne Bola Kal Wali Ziyada Achi Thi ;-> (“;”)/ /)( Insn Ban 0ye/
At d beginning of any relationship,every girl treats his boyfrnd as GOD.Later on, some how,D ALPHABET get reversed..Rite na
Boy: My Gf broke up wth me & sent me da Kissng pics of her & her new Bf..!! Frnd: Oh..its 2 bad..!! Boy: Yaa..I know..dats Y i sent those pics 2 her Dad:D
Beggar: Sir, pls give 50 paise. Man: I don”t have. Beggar: Then come with me, lets beg together